Things You Can Do With Condoms Besides Sex
Nathan Johnson
Published
08/08/2016
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You can use condoms for so much more than the thing they were designed to do
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Condoms are great, yes. They definitely serve a very important purpose, but as it turns out, they can do more than you probably ever imagined. -
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Condoms can be used in all kinds of ways. Think of it like the ultimate tough latex shield -- in other words, if you're a klutz, you can totally use it to waterproof your phone. -
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You could also use one to cook with. Bring water to a low boil and you can keep meat or other foods contained, but again, make sure to use unlubricated condoms -- and maybe don't let anyone see how you cooked the meal. -
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They make the most excellent ice packs. Sprain your ankle? Tie a knot, freeze, and you have yourself a cheap ice pack that will make the other people in your house give you serious side-eye. -
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You can use an uncut condom to open jars Simply put it on the top and twist that pesky hard-to-open jar open -- the condom will be your extra set of hands. -
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Here's a particularly disturbing way to use them. Fresh out of rubber bands? Get out your condom and a pair of scissors. Lay the condom flat and cut straight vertical lines. -
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You can really use them as rubber bands for pretty much anything. For when you run out of rubber bands or, who knows, this may be even cheaper than buying a pack of true rubber bands. -
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You can also use them to keep your bandages in place. For when those band-aids lose their adhesive grips in the pool or out, this will do the trick. If anyone asks, just call it "medicated latex." -
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Looking for a quick and dirty alternative to the camelback? Fill up a condom with fresh water and put it in a sock. This will keep it from getting a hole, and is easily transportable. -
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Have any plans to go fishing? Leave those regular bobbers at home. Simply inflate a condom halfway, tie it off, and add it to your fishing line. -
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And when you go swimming, you've got to protect your watch. This totally works in a pinch, all you've got to do is make sure that your entire watch is encased in the condom, and that you've got an excuse for when people ask you why you're wearing a condom as a bracelet. -
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And finally, you can use one disturbing aspect of the condom to your advantage. Apparently, condoms are super flammable -- so if you want to guarantee your little match will turn into a full-fledged bonfire, add one! Camping will never be the same.
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